1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.
1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.
by FezDork March 22, 2004
Get the Kelso mug.1. Kelati comes from the language of Tigrinya of the east african country Eritrea, meaning: "miracle".
2. The most awesome person you know. A Kelati is always a guy. A Kelati is a gentleman, cool, smart, cute, funny, outgoing, but sometimes shy. He is the guy you wish was your best friend, the guy you wish was your boy friend and/or the guy you want at your parties.
2. The most awesome person you know. A Kelati is always a guy. A Kelati is a gentleman, cool, smart, cute, funny, outgoing, but sometimes shy. He is the guy you wish was your best friend, the guy you wish was your boy friend and/or the guy you want at your parties.
by outofcommission March 25, 2009
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Get the R Kelly'd mug.A Kelsay is a very attractive woman who is also intelligent (VERY RARE). A Kelsay has the best personality in the world, even though she may not know it. Most Kelsays are attracted to douchebags. If you find a Kelsay likes you, DON'T LET HER GO! Never send a picture of your private parts to a Kelsay, they have a tendency to show all of their friends!
PS. Kelsays like giraffes.
PS. Kelsays like giraffes.
by Eric AKA Eric Smith January 5, 2009
Get the Kelsay mug.Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
Get the r kelly mug.I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.
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His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?
He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
by Name Checker February 3, 2010
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