Farst

To fart fast, also known as a fast fart.

Wow some jet just broke the sound barrier.....nah, Rachael just Farst

by Blonde86chick April 11, 2011

first kiss

one of your first "foot popping" or "leg lifting" moments

I just got my first "foot popping" kiss

by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004

your first name

Wow, funny, never heard that one before....
except that it's underlined right above the search box.

And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.

Nice going, smart ass.

Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.

*types in "your first name"*

Urban Dictionary- gtfo

by VA to IL June 22, 2011

first child syndrome

The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.

The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.

by Youmadbruh June 27, 2015

first green

In communal cannabis smoking, first green is the first hit of a freshly rolled joint or freshly packed bowl. Often the smoothest and cleanest hit, smokers will trade off who gets "first green" when a bowl is refilled, going out of turn to do so.

Tom: (taking the last hit) Can I get first green on the next pipe?
Mikey: Sure, you can go again, I had it last time.

by phbbbhbhbbb January 1, 2009

first call

Arrangement under which a chick gives a guy an open option to hookup with her on a given night, say Fridays, if he contacts her by an agreed time, after which she is free to do anything else she wants.

Lindsay to her friend Tasha: "Brian has first call on me Fridays until midnight. If I don't hear from him, we'll go bar hopping and see what's going on."

(Sucks to be the chick btw).

by brownwings June 13, 2011

first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

by brutalbrute October 22, 2013