fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

by Joseph Smithsonian May 8, 2014

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.

After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.

by Mr__P January 24, 2012

Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

by SanGrial February 22, 2011

fruit hustler

A male prostitute. Often used disparagingly by police officers within their own company.

There's that fuckin' fruit hustler Fred Garvin on the corner. I haven't met my quota this month, pull the car over. Let's shake him down.

by Lloyd Hopkins June 30, 2008

Fruit Gumming

To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.

Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.

by potato pusher December 28, 2010

Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018