DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

Dicklow

The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.

Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."

Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"

Friend "yassssssss."

by Wolfany May 3, 2017

dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Dicklick in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020