Turnip Column

A large column comprised of turnips.

Look at that huge turnip column!

by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010

Turnip Fucker

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.

Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

turn off

when u r really horny and suddenly u see something that takes the feeling away.

like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"

by Jamal Smokepot November 9, 2010

turn right

To behave in a manner that is perceived as strange, "uncool," or "homosexual." "Turn right" is derived from a track, where running left turns is standard.

1: Man, that official is messed up!
2: Yeah, he definitely turns right.

by Dom1nator August 30, 2005

turna

Gift to the world. Everyone who is deprived of a turna isn't able live life very emptily as they are unable to embrace the presnce and aura of mc turna

"They weren't sure if life was worth living without a turna in their life"

by Jaw-knee Pearseed February 19, 2005

turfed out

To be dismissed summarily. To be unwillingly removed from a place. To be dropped from a team etc.

He was turfed out of his job.

The landlord turfed him out of his flat because he did not pay the rent.

He was turfed out of the team after he played bad at the last game.

by Stephen Flaherty January 5, 2009

Turf Mob

Gang in Portland, OR near Park Rose which gang members consist mainly of High school students or younger adults.

yo don't fuck wit dat nigga hes rollin wit Turf Mob!

by K eller June 11, 2008