toilet gagger

A crap so big that it will not flush.

I went to use the can but there was a toilet gagger in there and could not plant my ass over it.

by Deer Head Joe August 28, 2009

Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010

Toilet Trout

A slimey, yet solid shit that just slides out of your ass is a brown toilet trout. If you yave been eating a lot of Skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.

Good God allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the bastard didn't even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. I wish I shit that one myself.

by kingdaddyg December 2, 2010

toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

toilet stall roulette

When you walk into a public restroom and someone else is walking out and you have to try and guess which stall they used so you can choose another.

-What took you so long?

-I walked in the bathroom as a fat guy walked out so I had to play toilet stall roulette. I lost. The seat was warm.

by Psychic Canadian September 16, 2013

Toilet

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet

by 😃😃😃 July 2, 2015

Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.

#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂

by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019