capri-sun vodkas 

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a [high class russian stripper

Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

capri-sun vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017

Yi Sun-shin

Famous Korean admiral mostly known destroying a shitload of japs and their ships. Taught the Japanese that cannons>boarding ships. Defeated a 300+ ship fleet with only 12 ships. Underrated by westerners who haven't heard of him and he is probably the greatest admiral in the world. Kicked ass and never lost a single battle.

Person 1: Dude, you are so good. You must be the reincarnation of Admiral Nelson.
Person 2: No, I am Yi Sun-Shin, master of strategy and bane of the nips!

Yi Sun-shin by LittleBoy+FatMan February 12, 2018

The Sun

That giant glowing ball of gas that is there for us all day, everyday, but we are not allowed to look at it.

Little Bobby: "Dad! look at the sun!"
Bobby's Dad: "No Bobby!"
Little Bobby's pupils then evaporated and he realized the true meaning of good and evil in the mortal world.

The Sun by ardanvega13 April 14, 2018

the sun and the moon

when she got a phat booty

*when her booty nice booty*
Me: aye u got the sun and the moon back there?
her: huh?
me: nevamind

the sun and the moon by lauls August 18, 2019

looking at the sun 

Making contact with the sun through eyes. Don't look at the sun. Who does that? Don't do it. You will be blinded by god. And colorblinded to orange. Don't ask.

"Hey Billy, have you ever tried looking at the sun?"

"Yes. That's why I'm blind, Bobby. "

looking at the sun by Spydter April 20, 2018

I love the sun

(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.

"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"

I love the sun by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022

Drowned in the Sun 

I've got my hands right now in every wound
I’ve been here before but not with you
I still got some pain but it’s over now
The sun shines on you but I don’t know how

I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun

I know I’m a weirdo and I like it
So in love but yeah, it’s a secret
I know it’s wrong, but I needed to
To get my hands cleaned of what feeds you

I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
I don't care, I feel as one
I don't care, I feel as one
Drowned in the sun now
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the

Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun
Drowned in the sun

Drowned in the Sun by Death Menace February 7, 2023