smart_bomb 

The dick who made the lame scorpion joke that gets very old. A clueless fuck who didn't understand that he had so much respect, but when he realized that, his lame joke was not funny anymore.

smart_bomb: now i'm some kind of celebrity or something?

smart_bomb by G-P September 27, 2003

Smart Punk 

A name that emos, who are aware that what they listen to isn't truly rock apply to their shitty music.

1. At rock star mayhem there were a bunch of emos listening to their smart punk.

Smart Punk by (it's a secret) September 5, 2009

smart

Someone girl or boy who is small in certain places.It may seem like a compliment but it's not.

"That girl is soooooo smart"
" Hey look at that guy its'nt he smart?"

smart by Beka7 June 18, 2008

Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

Smart blonde by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

Smartblob

someone that is nice to cuddle/snuggle/nuzzle with. and is super smart

ohhh doesnt she look smartbloblicious?

Smartblob by dorkangel October 11, 2004

slert 

"Style Alert"

A combination of the words style and alert.

Hey I just got this rad slert!

Maybe you can slert me later.

slert by bobzub May 24, 2007

smart whip 

Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers

New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money

New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??

smart whip by BoatMcImBatman February 12, 2022