Pooched

When you make a terrible putt while golfing.

Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!

by Jumbo CrackPot November 19, 2020

Poochie

It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”

“Ouuu child i see your poochie!”

by Babii.kandi January 5, 2021

Poochy

A very cute little sautéed been sprout which loves to read and listen to 1d. Poochy has EXTREMELY gorgeous eyes and is quite voluptuous and volumptuous. Poochy is so cute SO CUTE. Too bad she’s claimed by a dude who is great but not as great as the great poochy because poochy is the greatest of them all 💕.

Boy: “WOW IS THAT POOCHY. OMG I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO CUDDLE WITH HER 😍”

by Karun1q2 March 10, 2021

Pooh'n

The wearing of a short t-shirt and nothing else.

My girl loves it when I'm pooh'n around the house all night.

by johnsgw040 February 5, 2021

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021