Sad Platypus

When your in the middle of intercourse and all the sudden you go limp.

ya i heard jerrys been real dissatisfying latley.
ya his wife said hes been getting a sad platypus.
ha ha.

by mr.fuzzyboots December 9, 2008

Plat'num

Nobody ever says "PLATINUM", they bastardize it to "PLAT-NUM". This alternate spelling is popular due to professional usage, ie. PLATNUM PLAYAZ RECORDS in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Yo, check dat PLAT'NUM watch on his wrist! Dat bling-bling as much as my teef!

by hay-z May 2, 2003

Plate

A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.

Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Clean Plate Club

A term that identifies a man who has recently shaved all hair from his genitals, typically at the request of his partner.

At his girlfriend's suggestion, Micheal joined the Clean Plate Club last week. He'll regret that decision in a week or so.

by Barney Hodge September 30, 2013

Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 June 4, 2011

Platypus

A term used for an old haggard cougar that is absolutely disgusting.

Many cougars try hard to look good in order to attract their younger prey. Not the Platypus...the Platypus is butt-ugly! Ridden hard and put away wet.

by JPHVA May 8, 2008

Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia

1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!

by Webster's Dictionary September 29, 2004