Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020

Misty Morrison

It’s when someone gets the PP wet and then puts it deep in the hole of the person while it’s misty.

Joe asked don if he would like a misty Morrison

by Me,clean April 4, 2020

matty ratty daddy

matt donovan the most sexiest daddy alive. can fuck me hard and i would say thank you. such a ratty daddy.

matty ratty daddy + me = ❤️

by ur.mumx April 5, 2022

Hypo-Mitt

A term used to describe Mitt Romney in the event that he is being a hypocrite or acting hypocritically.

"Hypo-Mitt attacked his opponent in 2002 for failing to release her husband's tax returns but now is refusing to release his own."

by lifesamountain,notabeach July 22, 2012

Fatty Matty

(1) A chubby to obese girl who makes up for her unattractive body with a nice personality

Fat Madison was nicknamed fatty Matty she was so nice everyday I bought her Jamaican Patty

by EmJayee June 2, 2018

murder mitt

Noun
Slang for a cat’s paws that have especially sharp claws.

Why do you have band-aids on your hands?
I was getting fresh with Coco Chirp and she clawed me with her murder mitts.

by Jeromejello June 5, 2020

Twisty Misty

The act of jerking off whilst urinating

Man, I just hit a twisty misty in the bathroom and that shit got everywhere!

by starlordork June 15, 2021