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probably the best place you could ever be ever, it's so fucking nice
why is that guy so nice?
he's part of the r/milesprower discord server, you should go join that

Mile-High Turban 

A blowjob, in the seat of an airplane. Typically covered by a cheap airline blanket..
The guy behind me was getting a mile-high turban. I saw it on the way to the restroom - there's no way that chick was sleeping under there.
Mile-High Turban by Dale Earnheart November 30, 2010

Golden Mile hoodie

A sweater bought at the Golden Mile shopping center from either Urban Planet or International Clothiers for a low price. The hoodies usually contain silk screened graphics covering the entire sweater that fade over time as well at a fake safety pin on the zipper. These hoodies are usually bought to replace many worn out or too small hoodies and can be found all around South Regina and occasionally other neighborhoods. They are usually very comfortable.

Chris:Jake's been wearing that same sweater all week.

Pete: Yeah I was with him when he bought it. It's a Golden Mile hoodie

Chris: Sweet! That reminds me I need one 5 of my hoodies are too small.
The kid on 21stgear Reviews often wears a Golden Mile hoodie during his reviews
Golden Mile hoodie by funky f January 25, 2011

200 mile clause 

When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.
Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
200 mile clause by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014

Martin Males 

The only calender who slaves for you as a god
Thank you, Martin Males

Martin Males: ⚒ THE 37 PEOPLE BANNED ⚒ DAY 9
Martin Males by Qlysa May 24, 2020

sprinter's mile 

Jack: What did the sprinters have to do as a workout?

Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.

Jack: So a sprinter's mile?
sprinter's mile by papamurphy1111 November 18, 2017