loneranger

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."

by rusty g January 2, 2010

Loser

Technically, if you think about it, à slave......

Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.

Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.

by the_fruitarian March 15, 2022

Sore loser

Donald Trump

“Cmon, you lost. Stop being a sore loser like Donald Trump”

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 7, 2020

loser zoo

The display of assorted stuffed animals beneath the rear window of a car.

grandmas, Plymouth Dusters, late for bingo, displayin' their loser zoo with pride.

by TSP May 10, 2006

lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007

LOSER

A man that says " I DO" without a prenuptial agreement.

friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"

husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"

by FernandoA4 December 6, 2013

Loser

A person or persons who are content with using other people to support them financially because they are too lazy to get off their ass and get a job.

"Isaac Guest is a loser. He'd rather use his followers to support him, his two-dollar whore and their pack of sperm blossoms."

by Blissful Impurity September 19, 2018