January 30th

National have intercourse with a loved one day

Its january 30th
i love you bro
bro what
what
*sex*

January 30th by amongus man January 29, 2022

January the 19th 

Make out with your best friend day!

Bestfriend#1 : we need to make out
Bestfriend#2 : why?
Bestfriend #1 : because it’s January the 19th of course! Did you forgot?
Bestfriend#2 : oh- yes I forgot
Bestfriend#2 : okay fine

January the 19th by Gayporn January 31, 2022

January 4th 

January 4th is nation kiss Chris day. You have to kiss everyone named Chris that you know.

“Damn it’s January 4th, Nation Kiss Chris day.”

January 4th by ThatOneEDP February 3, 2022

january 28 2008 

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

january 28 2008 by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

January 5, 2023 

Kiss L on January 5 day

On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING

January 5, 2023 by margrett allison September 4, 2022

January 12th

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Boy: hey I am going to suicide!

Girl: why?

Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!

Girl: what's a shez?!!

Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!

January 12th by Akkkkuuuuun January 11, 2023

January 31 

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

January 31 by Viknetic January 30, 2023