Earth

God's left nut.

by Christopher LaRock July 28, 2003

Earth

Mostly Stupid
Mostly Ocean
Mostly Harmless

E A R T H

-Spock

Stupid = The Life on it --us humans anyway
Ocean = BIG FAT AND BLUE
Harmless = The Earth is this to other civilizations out there. *see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy*

by Spock- May 4, 2005

Earth

A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.

So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."

by Trek August 25, 2006

Earth

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.

Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

down to earth

broke

I can't afford my rent, I'm a "down to earth" kinda guy

by Yommy December 7, 2011

earth friendly

an adjective used for a past sexual partner who remains available for sex, who is "recyclable"

"I'm sleeping with Kristen again."

"Recycling, huh?"

"Yea, she's earth friendly."

by Maria Angeline September 4, 2008

earthchild

the name of the tree the hippies live in; in the movie Without a Paddle

dont cut down earthchild!

by melisssssa January 25, 2008