Doof

A trait to describe one who never gives up, never backs down out of pure stupidity. An act first think second mindset

“You’re such a Doof!”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

Doobie

A slimline gentleman of great sexual prowess, usually associated with smoking weed, drinking beers, and performing oral sex on unsuspecting members of the public.

WHOA that's Doobie… over there molesting that goose.

by Diet D November 13, 2025

Dogfish

Your date unexpectedly is so hot you can't think straight so you just factory reset to golden retriever mode also known as "I'm just happy to be here thank you for the opportunity".

"Whatever the opposite of catfishing is she did that to me. Dogfishing. You know I was just doing dumb shit the entire time."

by haggistierchen November 18, 2025

Hoodily-doodily

adjective

an odd person with weird habbits such as biting your toe nails...

used when describing a seemingly mentally impaired individual or a boogler

That hoodily-doodily guy keeps spinning in a circle when he hears a bird chirp.

by Lydiak3 September 8, 2007

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

electric doobie

Any one of the hundreds of new electronic cigarettes available on the market today.

Justin knows he has to quit smoking but he likes it so much that now he is into the electric doobie.

by jny5 January 28, 2014