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dump on the brain 

(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
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dump rat 

a dump rat is a person who is so trampy in there ways and have no morals and will eat anywere or anything..

or simply a idiot.
you dump rat put that back in the bin..

you dump rat go and have a wash
dump rat by make them sqeal July 9, 2010

Burger Dump 

When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.
Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.
Burger Dump by MiSt00rM June 25, 2009

oreo dump 

where you're taking a dump, ejaculate, and then continue with your dump
I had to shit real bad while watching porn so I took an oreo dump.
oreo dump by Guy-who-watches-youtube December 13, 2014

Sing-A-Long Dump 

When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.
Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song
Sing-A-Long Dump by J P October 15, 2005

dumpster diving

Actively searching through trash in commercial or residential dumpsters to find discarded but usable items; Proves fruitful at grocery stores and bakeries, where good food is often neatly thrown away when it merely approaches the sell-by date.
We figured it was dumb to spend money on bread when the local bakery throws out fresh loaves every evening, so we went dumpster diving after they closed and came out with a weeksworth of bread for free!
dumpster diving by Sooper! June 9, 2002

Prom Night Dumpster Baby

A baby which is disposed of quickly as prom night (With the use of drugs, or the actual baby itself being put in a dumpster) - usually refers to all babies from Teenagers who got pregnant on prom night that were abandoned.
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baaaaaaby, got no mom or dad. Prom night dumpster baby - my story isn't long before it is sad."