computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

computerknight

a knight, an angel. the only true knight that cares for every1 and and will be there 4 u in ur super dark times, and will protect u from all ur darkest demons.

ugly egirl: “i just wish that i could have u on my PSN frndlist sir knight? uwu”
computerknight: “u can.”
ugly egirl: “b-but i’m rlly bad @ games...”
computerknight: “i will protect us both, me and u.
ugly egirl: “ugh! stahp it! u scornfully seducing meee~”
computerknight: “nod.”
ugly egirl: “u sexy demon knight xx”
computerknight: “i could not say u nay.”
ugly egirl: “<3~>”

by computerknight December 21, 2021

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.

Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal

by B-rad62 February 16, 2022

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it

how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it

by seanthesean March 29, 2022

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff

Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.

by tinbancan March 31, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022