Ive come to make an announcement

Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

Ive come to make an announcement by Jarinsiri October 27, 2021

HERE I COME 

2nd part

here i come

HERE I COME by that little reggid March 12, 2020

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come 

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come by Jerry July 14, 2003

country come to town 

When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation

"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"

country come to town by Joshua December 27, 2003

till the cows come home 

cows have no time,Cows leisurely graze in the grass and move about as they feel.meaning till the cows come home.

What time are you coming home.Till the cows come home. (you have no specific time,you will come home at anytime)

till the cows come home by Mr T 1000 April 15, 2014

thank you come again 

Standard phrase used by people of indian/pakistani descent when you leave their dairy queen/convenience store/days inn/dunkin donuts/taxi.

Welcome to the Quickie Mart. Would you care to try a purple slurpee?
No.
...
Thank you, come again.

thank you come again by pythonspam November 7, 2003

The Come Up Board 

A online bmx form where people can talk about bikes, post pics and videos, have QandA's with pros, Look at porn and other peoples bikes. the big names on tcub are muffinman,EGGS,TheLegendHimself,BldyOath.s3,Van, Punjab, Warren Buffet Tony. and also hated people like NWKurt and Lue630

Also Called TCUB

biker1: Hey i'm looking for porn and bmx all in one place

Biker2: Check out The Come Up Board

The Come Up Board by Doug aka xTheLivingShadow October 22, 2008