cockgocking

COCKGOCKING: the act of an individual intentionally gazing at a man's cock for a time longer than that of 15second

“Your bitmoji is hiding in a box cockgocking at my bitmoji”

by Beardedwonder3o September 9, 2020

cockgockery

Cockgockery is when someone puts a needle your penis hole and spreads it open with a tweezer and starts inhaling on your cock so hard that your testicles come out of the penis hole

Damn bro! I totally got cockgockered last night

Cockgockery - Cockgockery is when someone puts a needle your penis hole and spreads it open with a tweezer and starts inhaling on your cock so hard that your testicles come out of the penis hole

by i like cock in my ass January 22, 2021

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

cockblox

a platform designed by 2 people named David Bazooka and eric cockel, on the platform many children rage at games and player Pet Simulator or some shit.

every person on roblox except for my man ruben sim is stupid

wanna go play some cockblox

by socpens July 24, 2022

cockbloom

when the cock needs to be watered to quench its thirst or the unfortunate nature of its condition.

What a beautiful day today. oh no i forgot about the medication for that cockbloom.

by sleezycj July 27, 2022

Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018

Lymphata Cockarockus

When your dick gets so cold it becomes inverted

Oh shit man it's freezing, I got that Lymphata Cockarockus goin on in my peen

by YeetyMcSkeetyBab November 15, 2018