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cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.
by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014
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clutterflage

When you can't find or fail to notice an object due to the clutter scattered around the room, at times may be used as an advantage.
"That cop didn't even notice those drugs on my table because of all my clutterflage"
by pytho666 July 29, 2014
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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.
After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.
by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015
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clutterfied

Opposite of simplified. To live clutterfied, one is mystified at how others live with so little belongings, perplexed at how to only have what they need in their living space.
Though my mom was raised in a simplified home, with everything in its place and a place for everything, she raised her family in a clutterfied home that was literally never ready for guests.
by SmileySarahInTexas May 12, 2016
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