Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.
by Rick Maize September 10, 2003
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My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
by charleshasideas April 26, 2010
Get the Cluster-Fuck mug.military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
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A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.
Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".
A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.
Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".
by CF May 1, 2003
Get the cluster fuck mug.Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.
When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.
by alllwant April 21, 2005
Get the Cluster Fuck mug.1) An term to describe the use of a large number of people to accomplish a task. The outcome can be negatively affected when too many personnel are applied.
2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
2) A military or online-gaming term for a military screw-up. Usually due to incompetent commanders... often results in friendly fire. Possibly an indication that two many soldiers were needlessly deployed in a small area.
1)
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck
2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
programmer #1: there's like 20 people working on that bug.
programmer #2: uh, I think it'll be a total clusterfuck
2)
soldier #1: awe fuck, I just shot Bobby
soldier #2: we're shooting at our own guys, this is a total clusterfuck!
by Leigh July 19, 2004
Get the cluster fuck mug.1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.
2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.
3. Total & complete chaos.
2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.
3. Total & complete chaos.
"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."
"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."
"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"
by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010
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