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Ethan Clemente

by anonymous December 23, 2021
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Comedy Cemetery

The place where the jokes die.
It is a common place to lame memes, jokes or insults. The prime examples are Sexual humor, Dick jokes, Maternal insults, Flatulence humor, Low-effort jokes/memes, political jokes, and other original jokes that were considered unfunny.
Guy 1: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2: OK, Go on.
G1: How to make a Sergeant impressed at his recruits?
G2: Not being a pussy?
G1: Wrong! You should never suck dicks!
G2: Man, your joke belongs to the Comedy Cemetery.
G1: Why?
G2: Because it's cringe and low-effort!
G1: Ah.. Sorry. I'm just new to offensive jokes.
G2: It's okay, you could learn more at homophobic dudes.
by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022
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Reverse Cramer

A) When you do the opposite of what button pushing Melvin Chad's scream at you on a weekly basis.

B) When your eating a girl's ass and she sharts, so you kiss her. Aka Reverse ass to mouth through a broker.
Scenario 1
Paper Hands: I just listened to Cramer and bought $NTFLX, now I'm down $8k
Ape: You always do a Reverse Cramer idiot

Scenario 2
Guy 1: I ate my girls ass and she sharted
Guy 2: Should have Reverse Cramered her
by Chubby_Panda83 April 23, 2022
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bourbon creamer

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!
by JakkyPal May 16, 2022
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GRETNA CREAMER

WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.
by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023
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Dirty Creamery

You fuck her in the ass and cum in her, then she poops in a bowl you cover it with your favorite ice cream toppings and both eat it.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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