claustrophobia

The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .

Sally saw santa at the mall .. She burst into tears & ran behind her mommy . She was claustrophobia

by manly man truth August 19, 2011

santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 12, 2005

Causey

one who is both a liability and an embarrassment.

"Can you believe that causey? 3 DUI's in one year!"

by Alley Cats October 26, 2011

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

Causeif

See perineum. The small area between the female's external reppoductive organ and poop chute.

Chya guy-ee, her causeif is there causeif it wasnt there would just be one big hole.

by Zacharoo October 21, 2003

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

clamshell

This is a term used to describe the action of hanging up on somebody while using a flip style phone.

Verb: Clamshelling
Past Tense: Clamshelled

1.) I was talking to my bitch but she started to get all straight funky whack so I clamshelled that bitch.

2.) Keep talking shit or I gonna be clamshelling your ass

by Zack Moore December 9, 2008