1 definition by manly man truth

claustrophobia

The EXTREMELY fear of Santa Clause or anything to do with him . Commonly mistaken by idiots to be " the fear of small spaces " But Idiots are WRONG . That was something made up by adults to not worry children .

Sally saw santa at the mall .. She burst into tears & ran behind her mommy . She was claustrophobia

by manly man truth August 16, 2011