blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

blonde

Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.

blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u!
me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there

by Candygirl23 December 13, 2008

blognoy

To annoy in a blog. Any aspect of the blogging world that is annoying.

That post was blognoying.

She blognoyed me.

What a blognoying blog!

by Quirkyloon March 10, 2009

Blonde Plague

Blonde Plague - When a group of blonde women and/or men gather at a place and ruin it.

Don't go to that club! The Blonde Plague is there...

by JackJohn October 14, 2012

Blonde

(Alternatively spelled blond) is a hair color that ranges from nearly white to ash blonde, typically the darker the shade, they more common it is. Strawberry blonde is usually a light orange.

Like all hair colors, it is associated with positive and negative stereotypes:
Positive-Blondes are more attractive and fun than other hair colors. This is true for some (Scarlet Johannsen) but does not work for others (ie Angelina Jolie when she dyed it).
Negative-Blondes are dumb. Like the other stereotype there are people who live up to this (Paris Hilton) and people who don't (Margaret Thatcher).

Blondes can have platinum, reddish, golden or ashen hair and can be pretty, ugly, smart or dumb.

by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013

blondegic

a blonde woman's backwards, non-sensical, logic.

she was easily confused with actual (brunette) logic instead trying to circumvent this with her own version of blondegic.

by Shaun Snyder February 13, 2013

Blondefire

An angry blonde girl. Out of control pissed and relentlessly mad at everyone. No one can escape her.

Madisen is pissed off again. Prepare for the blondefire!

by Azsure June 27, 2016