We can define this guy in a variety of ways...
1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.
by Philosophiee February 19, 2020
Get the Alpha Male mug."The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.
It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
Steve was The Alpha.
(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 1, 2017
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The greatest sorority on earth, envied by every girl and wanted by every guy. We just run shit on campus like pro's. So for all you freshman who want to be one of us you better step your game up cuz it isn't easy wearing the Zeta crown!
by Jen B. July 9, 2006
Get the Zeta Tau Alpha mug.A fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. They pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. Requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the President's balls to being willing to lick the President's balls.
by SamBJo October 18, 2007
Get the lambda chi alpha mug.An Alpha Couple consists of two people who strive to fulfill society's traditional norms regarding education, marriage, employment and child-rearing. Some would refer to them as "The Perfect Couple".
Both man and woman have university degrees and are likely to have married young (in their mid-twenties).
Though not necessarily an Alpha Male himself, the man is the breadwinner, holding down a white-collar job in IT, Finance, Accounting or Marketing.
His wife, although university-educated, has few ambitions other than raising a family. If employed at all, she is likely to work mornings or have her own small business (eg: a small shop or nursery).
Financially, the couple are secure, with little or no debt save for a home loan. Although still in their twenties or early thirties, both are already making provisions for retirement.
Both man and woman have university degrees and are likely to have married young (in their mid-twenties).
Though not necessarily an Alpha Male himself, the man is the breadwinner, holding down a white-collar job in IT, Finance, Accounting or Marketing.
His wife, although university-educated, has few ambitions other than raising a family. If employed at all, she is likely to work mornings or have her own small business (eg: a small shop or nursery).
Financially, the couple are secure, with little or no debt save for a home loan. Although still in their twenties or early thirties, both are already making provisions for retirement.
"OMG, Garry and Kate have just got married and already they're talking about buying a house and starting a family! They're SUCH an Alpha Couple!"
by Mettie January 17, 2008
Get the Alpha Couple mug.Also known as A-Phi, the most contagious, disgusting, and harmful sexually transmitted disease there is. There is no cure for the A-Phi, however most victims are confined to one house to quarantine the virus as much as possible, however they tend to sneak out and whore around on weekends. Puts herpes and the clap to shame. Usually the symptoms are: stupidity, slutiness, increased waist and ass size, bad breath, low standards, and increased subjection to other STDs.
He was banging an Alpha Phi, probably woulda had to replace the door anyways to get all those APhi germs off of there!
by flooooooo0o0o July 7, 2010
Get the Alpha Phi mug.The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.
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