Andrew

If you ever meet an Andrew I would be very cautious of them cause they may be aggressive. He may come off as a sweet and attractive at first, But there may be a chance he has a very unattractive personality. Not all Andrews are like this but most may be. When he get to know you he will fall in love instantly and will want to take you on nice dates, but when he starts to get closer you may regret it. He has a decent style of clothing and is very expressive of what he wears. He is also a decent athlete that has large muscles. Andrew is also very sensitive and is often times a mommas boy. Andrew also likes to be with himself and find pleasure in himself;) Overall Andrew is a nice guy as first and if you stay on his nice side he is a great friend, But if you get on his bad side he will choke you.

Andrew is a Bum
Andrew is so creamy
Wrong hole Andrew
Don't choke me to hard Andrew i want to breathe

Andrew by loverboy7878 November 2, 2021

Andrew

A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.

While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.

Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.

Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"

Andrew by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is a Foot deep in Uranus

Matthew yearned for an Andrew

Andrew by Anonymous Rainbows September 21, 2021

Andrew

Has a huge fucking ASS

You have a big Andrew

Andrew by BreadU September 30, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is a cool guy who usually brown haired and brown eyed with big lips. Andrew will grow up to be a teacher or musician and loves the guitar. You may find him on the soccer field at times. He can be very attractive

Girl 1 : Is that andrew
Girl 2 : Yeah i heard hes super smart and attractive
Andrew : *flips hair*

Andrew by Jimmyjoe8880 November 6, 2021

Andrew

Andrew is a shy kind of person if you meet one he will be very shy at the beginning but when you get to know him you will know that he is an amazing person to be around. He is very kind and knows what things to say at the right time

I've never seen anyone as shy as andrew

Andrew by azjeff123 November 8, 2021

andrew

andrew is a little weirdo but we all love him. lowkey hot 2

andrew has big clock energy

andrew by tay tay21 November 9, 2021