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Father Fucker

Someone who fucks their daddy.
Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.
by cxp1d December 30, 2024
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Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve
"Where is my FATHER?"
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔
"whats that? whats a father💔"
by yabadabadoobab February 26, 2025
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Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed
Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City
by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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