Nothing's wrong

What your girlfriend says just before she rips your head off.

Jim: What's wrong, babe?
Sue: Nothing's wrong.
Jim: Oh, ok, then...
Sue: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY, YOU STUPID PIG!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR CRAP! EITHER YOU'RE GOING TO APPRECIATE ME, OR I'M OUT THE DOOR!

by HanTastic July 24, 2008

Wrong Number (or a Wrong Number)

Someone that's considered a bandit, inappropriate, faulty or way-off.

Do not trust a person thar is considered a wrong number.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 09, 2004

Twitter Wrong

A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.

The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.

Eg 1.

"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"

by LemonySnickets July 18, 2020

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

by Satandog March 26, 2006

wrong number

wrong wavelength, different issue, wrong person

i thought u met richard the other day at the mall.

who the fucks richard?

oh sorry wrong number...

by djohn666 December 28, 2007

corrected wrong

When someone corrects someone else and the person doing the correcting is, in fact, wrong, and the person who initially spoke was correct.

14:28 <`sarah> and im also an ungrateful bitch
14:28 <joshua_> grate?
14:28 <joshua_> is that a brand
14:28 <`sepesi> nt joshua
14:28 <scott_> how dumb are you joshua_
14:28 <mike> oh god did you seriously just correct her wrong
14:28 <mike> rofl

"That idiot just corrected wrong." - Correct person

by XULLIOS April 29, 2008

This is so wrong

A phrase when you use to excuse yourself as being knowledgeable of what you are doing as socially unacceptable, yet it is driven by desire. So you did it anyway...

Teacher: "Lets do it at my place"
Student: "Okay, meet you there at 6"
Teacher: "This is so wrong..."
Student: "I have stainless steel balls. No worries"

by Piggyoink May 13, 2014