Wombat

1) An individual who refuses to conform to normal activities performed by "cool" and "popular" high school crowds

2) An individual afraid to drink, abuse drugs, or have any fun outside of their computer screen.
Paige: "Why isn't she coming to your party next weekend."

Brooke: "She's a total wombat. She wouldn't be any fun if she came anyway.."
by BrooketheFox August 16, 2012
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horse manure that your cousins throw at you when you're up in a tree
by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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Religion- and gender-neutral synonym for J.A.P.. Stands for "Whiny Obnoxious Bitchy American Teenager".
The W.O.M.B.A.T. got a new BMW from Daddy, but bitched because it wasn't a convertible.
by DavidS_59 July 18, 2005
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A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.
"Have u seen Mr. Manning recently! He's such a wombat when hez angry!"
by Jack May 25, 2003
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WOMBAT

Acronym for Women Over Mates, Beer and Television.

A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.

See cuntbutler and WOM too.
Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!
by bucket004 May 26, 2009
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A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.
I receieved my BBQ pork rib and mashed potatos from "wombat" today.
by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 09, 2005
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The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.
Your mom is an example of this so called "wombat"
by That one guy behind you October 26, 2012
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