The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.
After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.
by Montay January 10, 2008
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(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.
I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.
by Warrior Zohan March 2, 2011
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A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.
by X-Ray Cat March 9, 2006
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This term refers to the act of eating, rooting and then leaving in quick sucession, with mimimal time for cuddling after the sex act. This is in reference to the Australian marsupial, the wombat, which only eats roots and leaves.
George had to pull a wombat on Rachael so he could get home to his wife before she suspected any evidence of their steamy affair.
by apathy2153 January 28, 2009
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A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.
Syn: Swamp-Donkey, War-Pig, Bat, Gremlin, Wild Animal,
by Apt#2- 3 Annabella St. UD April 22, 2003
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That's one ugly wombat you've got there
by Anonymous December 10, 2002
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