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what the fuck bro 

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening
Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

what the fuck ever 

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

What the fuck face (WTFF) 

A facial expression that expresses confusion, disbelief, digust, or exasperation
When I showed Grandma my new tattoo, she gave me the "what the fuck face (WTFF)"

what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.
what the fuck nut by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

What the fuck dude 

a term used for making fun of a freind: also used in a situation your not in control of: used in a mob situation when a person not from the mob is trying to sway the ideology of said mob
man what the fuck were you thinking dude: hey what the fuck dude are you fuckin loco: hey buddy why are you trying to fuck with us.... i meam really what the fuck dude