by Nick D April 03, 2003
by Jessica Nichole December 19, 2003
Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.
"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
by Rural_Dictionary November 23, 2011
A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.
by Bennie December 08, 2004
One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.
"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"
by lizzie millard November 09, 2007
by justin May 17, 2004
Uni-sann: (noun) abbreviation for a Universal Sannyasin, the phrase coined by Br. Wayne Teasdale in his 1999 book “The Mystic Heart”
plural: Uni-sanns
plural: Uni-sanns
by MinistryOfDEW July 05, 2021