
by Jessica Nichole December 18, 2003

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.
"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."
"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"
by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.
by Bennie December 8, 2004

One boob that extends the same distance as if you had 2 boobs. its quite unfortunate and can often happen when so much fat has extended across the barrier from one breast to the other, forming a uni boob.
"yo dude! man your boobs arent individual any more"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"
"i know dude, coz i totally got uni boob. its the new fashion"
"i should get me one of those"
by lizzie millard December 2, 2007

by justin May 16, 2004

Uni-sann: (noun) abbreviation for a Universal Sannyasin, the phrase coined by Br. Wayne Teasdale in his 1999 book “The Mystic Heart”
plural: Uni-sanns
plural: Uni-sanns
by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021
