Umbercrat

noun
um·ber·krat
/ˈəmbərkrat/

1. a non-official government lacky from any misnomered agency, in particular one perceived as being shameful to be associated with and obsessively concerned with procedural correctness at the expense of people's needs.

That representative from the ATF Teacher's Union is a real umbercrat in my opinion.

by null_l33t December 16, 2022

daniel umberger

A drone enthusiast who spends hours in wheat fields looking at the sapphire blue sky hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled drone

I wish I could go drone hunting with a Daniel Umberger

by Drone hunter February 4, 2017

Umer

An ancient creature, a word common among youths in Pakistan

Dinosaurs are all umers

by CraziDezi June 4, 2009

Ummar

Meaning a total nooob, someone who thinks there hard, but really is not.

I like that james yanno,

nah dude, hes a total ummar.

by Sheza5 May 5, 2011

Umberto's

Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.

Andrew: Where do you want to go out to lunch today?
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.

by Saint Seer April 6, 2008

Umerus

Used to be Humerus, but now is Umerus.

The upper bone of the arm, when the tip is broken off

My Umerus is wack

by dr.monster April 22, 2009

Umberto

surrounded by obstacles and challenges
you cannot help but peep through the glory hole
and
watch

him
grow demanding limbs that are
capable of carrying weight
and you cannot help but love what you
you
love
what
you
feel

this could go on like this. why destroy a good thing.
Umberto

by Krkič May 4, 2019