twit 

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

twit by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

twit 

better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"

Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross

twit by lalalandmachine April 29, 2009

Twit 

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

Twit by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

twit 

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

twit by P.J. Coldren June 18, 2006

Twit 

Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.

Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.

Twit by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

twit 

A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.

The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.

twit by Angelo Mysterioso April 30, 2010

Twit 

A bicycle seat sniffer.

"Did you see that twit?" As a man walks along a city sidewalk, he stops at every single bicycle chained along his way and slowly bends down and sniffs the seat of each one.

Twit by Linda69 October 4, 2005