twinkie

an asian pretending to be white

that chinese is such a twinkie

by rfgthjk August 31, 2011

twinkie

1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly

1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008

Twinkie

Twinkie aka Widget aka Weiner aka Beanpole.

1 Person of low social importance with slim
build.

2 Person with no social skills.

" Ah now then twinkie, Cya in a bit lads, oooh. "

by hinchy March 3, 2009

Twinkie

A fat retarded kid that says he hates twinkies but shoves them in his trumpet and sucks instead of blows.

Man, Charles is such a Twinkie!

by Huntmoe February 21, 2010

twinkie

a 20 inch ,typicallly chrome, wheel

he had twinkies on that escalade

by smokedog June 25, 2006

twinkie

a keyword for a whore/hoe

that girl is such a twinkie, that's her fifth fuck tonight!

by EmilyJane0000 October 13, 2006