Fuck a Trojan

A comical phrase used by people with little to no education to express their discomfort towards a rival school with higher class

Man that school across town sure does suck, fuck a trojan who goes there.

by d1b.este October 16, 2019

trojan suprise

when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner

dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral

by Zmoney December 11, 2005

trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

Dirty Trojan

The act of placing your dick over the top of a girl's head making it look like the top of a Trojan war helmet.

I gave my girl the Dirty Trojan last night and relived the entire 2 hours of seeing 300 in theaters. Epic!

by Hoopty rida June 14, 2007

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011