Stanley

A guy who follows the rules and breaks the rules. How does he do both? I don’t know.

There once was a man named Stanley, who people considered so manly, but the truth must be told, he was not very old, and was particularly quite gangly.
What he liked most was pushing buttons, he pushed them like some sort of glutton, he did it all day, in a meaningful way, but his brain had long since ceased to function
Which is why he is in this parable, and lives an existence quite terrible, and if you aren’t so strong, and you keep playing along, you too will become quite unbearable, yes you to will become quite unbearable...........

by ThatOneHumann March 1, 2019

Stanley Uris

the wee jewish one in it.

the weakest link.

a smol bean who deserves the world

Stanley Uris Deserved Better.

by StanUrisDeservedBetterFiteMe November 25, 2019

Standley Lake High School

Standley lake high school, The wildest school in jeffco, where the fights, drugs, queers, and stupidity is in abundance. There is nothing to compare this school to, and nothing can be done to help it. The district hired a new dean and made new rules, but that hasn’t stopped these AnGsTy tEeNs and their bathroom vape breaks from running wild. Even the teachers vape now! This school also has a large amount of similar looking, unfunny, basic girls, but shoutout to all the quirky, “i’m not like other girls” people there too.
also lmao we love u sparky, pls don’t stick scissors in the outlet again.

“look, another used pregnancy test”
“someone overdosed again?”
*charges juul/drop with chrome book”
“Would you look at that forehead”
“vote YES for electrocution!”
*burns down school with popcorn”

dREsS cOdE
welcome to standley lake high school.

by tchrish November 30, 2018

Adam Sandler

A jew

Adam Sandler

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

stuttering stanley

One who stutters. Originally used for Cole's teacher Mr. Cunningham in The Sixth Sense.

-You talked funny when you went to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school!
--Who have you been s-speaking to?
-Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
--Stop it, you f-... freak!

by CaptainSiberia July 7, 2010

Stanley Baldwin

The event in which a bald man sticks his head into a vagina and blows as hard as he can, causing immense pleasure.

"What did you do last night?"
"I gave yo mother a stanley baldwin"

by Viscount Pritcherd February 23, 2010

standale

the midpoint of Grand Rapids and grandville, basically all there is to do is smoke, drink, skate and fuck with the homeless people. it's like a mini town where everyone knows everyone, most of the kids there work at mcdonalds and get high before and after work and get drunk in cemeteries

"dude you tryna hit up that party in Standale?"

by maryyyyjane08 October 14, 2014