the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.
The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
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Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
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by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
Get the spanking the monkey mug.The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
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2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
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Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum
Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum
Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.
<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€
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