dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante

you're on dervish soil

dervish soil by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

Captan Soil 

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

Captan Soil by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

Facepalm soil by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

Pink soil 

A vagina, especially in the context of sexual intercourse.

Hey, if anyone needs me, I'll be plowing the pink soil!

The man will plant his seed in the woman's fertile, pink soil.

Pink soil by JoshdoingJoshthings June 26, 2024

Diggin' that untoiled soil 

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

Diggin' that untoiled soil by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015

tilling salted soil 

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

tilling salted soil by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025