Shitchat

When someone sends you a Snapchat of their BM "leavings".

"dude, thanks for sending me the shitchat whilst I was having my dinner!"
"You're welcome! As you can see I've had my dinner already"

by Quotey September 2, 2014

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

Shitchat

When you and your friend are taking a shit together in adjacent stalls/Video chatting and chat during.

“Hey bud, wanna go for a shitchat?”

by Just Puns July 11, 2020

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020

shiteration

When something new shit is created to replace something that worked okay.

Windows Vista was a shiteration of Windows XP. Windows ME ( Mistake edition ) was a shiteration of Windows 95.

by containersnestedincontainers June 28, 2021

shitcats

SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg have you seen shitcats
me: YES THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

by notmeredith August 11, 2021