Security[piss]

To empty ones bladder when there may not be another chance for some time

Nora: Lets go to the next pub
Ced: It's a long way, I'd better go for a securitypiss

by Baldric January 26, 2009

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social security

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...

we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth

by youknow2 May 9, 2005

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homeland security

1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of martial law in the new millennium.

see also- fucked, conspiracy, GW Bush, forced labor

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

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Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.

Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!

by Home slice May 23, 2005

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security forces

These people are a select group of high speed individuals. Their work is comparable to hell on earth. Can solve almost any problem. Their gear is tactically aquired and top of the line. Not to be confused with Sec Fo.

So I heard Security Forces made a giant snow dick ouside.

by ToboeRain December 20, 2016

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security glance

The inevitable glance you make in your rear view mirror upon passing a cop car, just to make sure he isn't going to make a U-turn and follow you; usually followed by a sigh of relief.

I passed that same cop just now, but I did a security glance to see if he was going to turn around.

by boomboomdollar February 21, 2008

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