Schwong!

Similar to "Schwing!" from Wayne's World, except the babe who triggers it is Oriental.

Wow, that Hyuna babe in the Gangnam video is a ten on the Schwong! scale.

by EwieGui June 3, 2013

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

shwonk

an extremely flat ass

“dude, look at that shwonk”

by ___kenz October 8, 2017

Schwenk

A young German gal who enjoys a nice set of bangs, and dimps to match. In her spare time, she enjoys long horse rides on the beach, while smoking several ciggarettes simultaniously. She is also a recovering alcoholic.

Wow, Schwenk was looking mad adorble with her bangs today. Her dimps looked delicious today.

by Hannis October 27, 2007

Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwenk

Schwenk(n.) Someone who is a little bitch and probably gay
Schwenk(v.) the act of cumming on your friends floor and making them clean it up

Person 1: Did you just Schwenk on my floor
Schwenk: yeah i did now pick it up
Person 1: youre lucky my moms asleep in the other room or id kick your ass

by Young B-$ May 29, 2013

Schwanke

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009