schwankadank

1.A high level of cooolness
2. used in exclamatory proclamation when one playa schools anotha playa.

That play was schwankadank

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

schwanzie

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.

Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.

by Mkum8 April 25, 2014

Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

Schwani

A Schwani is the ugliest but amazing man I mean girl in the world. If you had a Schwani don't be surprised at the big head of hers. She can be viscous at times but she will be a great friend. Schwanis can be very ugly but some people like her.

*Schwani' s big head blocks the board up front*

Girl: Move big head!

Schwani: *Turns around and stabs girl with pointy chin because of her upside down triangle head*

by Strawberry25578 June 9, 2018

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

raw [schwanz]

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

by matty09090 July 26, 2006