Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

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Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024

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schpönk

Doing something idiotic without the intent of idiocy

“The entire office was a schpönk farm”

by gaylor27 April 6, 2024

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A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.

" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?

by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010

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