Schmooged

To get wasted or drunk. Lots of alcohol consumtion. To be intoxicated.

Betty and John got schmooged last night. Im going out to get my schmooged on.

by emtgurlmel July 21, 2009

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

schmirgin

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

by KateBrien October 15, 2017

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019

Schmorkle

1. Daisy Johnson from agents of shield aka spies of shild

2. The starting point for a conversation about spies of shild

"SCHMORKLE!" "oh, hey insert name here"

by Samsauce January 12, 2022

Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022