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schmurg
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To
Masturbate
.
Derived from the German
version
of "
Jerking
" off.
My roomate has
class
from 4:15-5. That's a
prime time
to schmurg!
by
BHamm
May 23, 2006
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Schmurg Blurg
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The day after tomorrow
, or tomorrow's
tomorrow
Male: "hey babe when do you wanna
have sex
?"
Female
: "
Schmurg
blurg."
by
Magnum dongus the III
January 21, 2022
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