schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

by Schlom March 10, 2015

Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

Schworking

When you work 60+ hours a week but accomplish nothing of value.

“Kris was really Schworking hard last week.”

“Really? I didn’t notice.”

by zhuknow May 28, 2018

schwooping

The act of rotating your penis downward as to stop a sudden erection.

yo, that dude be schwooping himself for far too long

by Alfredough May 29, 2018

schloophing

The act of putting drugs up one's pee-hole. It is quite similar to boofing, but with a different hole.

I was schloophing so much cocaine at the show last night that I didn't sleep.

My dick is raw because I schloophed so many drugs last night.

by YowzahWowzah June 18, 2019

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019